[Aw, Ann... He feels for her, really, and he hugs her back as tight as he can.]
I- I didn't exist? Okay, now that's weird. But... thanks for believing in me.
[He smiles warmly.]
Right, that's the reason for the season! I've got plenty of munchkins left if you want to chow down on them. [He motions towards the table, where the open box is.] And if you want anything else, it's on me! [He just wants to help her feel better.]
Of course. How could I forget my punny old friend?
[ oooh those munchkins look super yummy though...Ann lets go of Kurt after a good hug and sits across from him, helping herself to one of those donuts. ]
Soooo...how was it? Being stuck in a weird version of reality?
[He gives a weak laugh as he settles back into his seat and lets Ann be fed.]
It was... a lot of things. Mostly tiring! Also very surreal. And dangerous! But a few things were fun... like, riding a unicorn wasn't so bad! [Especially after going so long without horses.]
For realsies! Man, if my phone hadn't died I totally would have snapped a selfie to show you!
[He'll milk whatever pride he can from the fun parts of the trip.]
It was totally awesome. ...But, yeah, it was a bit of a trade-off. It's going to take me forever to catch up on everything I missed out on around town and on the web!
Hey, what do you expect? [He says with a meek chuckle.] The jungle doesn't exactly have charging stations.
Well, that's reassuring. I think. I'll have to look up that post later! [Still, he smiles at her in between muchkins.] Thanks for holding down the fort while I was gone.
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He immediately rises to his feet, and his expression brightens at the sight of her.]
Ann!!
[Kurt throws his arms around her as she hugs him, and then he winces as she pulls at his cheek.]
Yow! Sorry... That's the last thing I wanted to do.
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E-Everyone said you didn't exist, but I knew you did--I knew you, Kurt Wagner, and I--ugh, you big dummy!
[ she's going to hug him again, tighter this time.
she's so glad to have him back. ]
Sorry... I'm getting carried away. Uhh, we're here for donuts and coffee, right?
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I- I didn't exist? Okay, now that's weird. But... thanks for believing in me.
[He smiles warmly.]
Right, that's the reason for the season! I've got plenty of munchkins left if you want to chow down on them. [He motions towards the table, where the open box is.] And if you want anything else, it's on me! [He just wants to help her feel better.]
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[ oooh those munchkins look super yummy though...Ann lets go of Kurt after a good hug and sits across from him, helping herself to one of those donuts. ]
Soooo...how was it? Being stuck in a weird version of reality?
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It was... a lot of things. Mostly tiring! Also very surreal. And dangerous! But a few things were fun... like, riding a unicorn wasn't so bad! [Especially after going so long without horses.]
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[ WOW KURT. SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE JEALOUS ]
And what else? Didn't you mention something about a dragon, or was that someone else?
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[BE JEALOUS]
And yeah, there was totally a dragon in the mix too. She tried to kill us at first, but then we got a ride home on dragonback instead!
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[ KURT, THIS IS NOT FAIR ]
I'm not jealous of having no phone reception or contact with the outside world, but I'm definitely jealous of getting to ride on a dragon! Geez!
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[He'll milk whatever pride he can from the fun parts of the trip.]
It was totally awesome. ...But, yeah, it was a bit of a trade-off. It's going to take me forever to catch up on everything I missed out on around town and on the web!
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[ you can't just tease her like that come on bro ]
Honestly, you didn't really miss much. Or, well... I think someone detailed some important stuff on one of the Retrospec posts.
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Well, that's reassuring. I think. I'll have to look up that post later! [Still, he smiles at her in between muchkins.] Thanks for holding down the fort while I was gone.
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[ ann don't be ridiculous. ]
Yeah, of course. Trust me. I would've fought through anything to get you back.
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[Ann plz.
Kurt responds with a challenging smirk.]
Really? Even if it was something really gross and slimy?